Second Wave

When you finish taking a shit and then you suddenly have to shit again.

I was on my way out the door when the Second Wave hit me.

by GuyNamedTy July 18, 2016

Secondary school

Hell. Absolute hell. In Hong Kong we have at least 5 homework per day. Bunch of retarded form 1 and form 2 students thinking they are grown ups and running up and down the corridor like driving a racing car. In form 3 there are so many depressed and frazzled. Form 4 students always beat up one another, form 5 students stressed out af to prepare to face the crappy DSE and form 6 students that does not come to school. If you think that the educational system in Europe and America is bad enough, then you should come to Hong Kong, the most intelligent and depressed place in the world.

Student A: Fuck this assignment I am going to burn this secondary school down
Student B: Same

by bored hong kong student November 13, 2020

slutty seconds

slutty seconds is the name for either a girl who sleeps w/ a whole bunch of her ex-bfs friends, or a guy who sleeps w/ all his friends ex-gfs

Male form: Man, Craig is going for slutty seconds. He's sleeping w/ the same girl that fucked his friends Eric and Justin.
Female form: Oh my god, Brita is for sure taking slutty seconds. She fucked Chelsea's ex, Melissa's ex, and Kerri's ex.

by Takinabreakistan December 8, 2005

Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

by Luke R April 14, 2008

semone

funny, sweet, chunky and cute. her amazing self confidence can make anyone feel comfortable around her.

i just met this amazing girl!!! she is SO semone!!

by kristina1097 November 3, 2010

Godwin's Second Law

"Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead."

The law was coined in a 2022 tweet by Mike Godwin.

Person 1: Did they seriously have to make the main character gay? This is forced diversity. I'm tired of all the rampant wokeness in modern media.
Person 2: Godwin's Second Law. You lose.

by PersonWhoExists50306 November 27, 2022

Second Life

A virtual world created by a company based out of California known as Linden Labs. The world takes the form of a collection of "sims" owned by players which cost an amount of rent to LL per month. Each sim is based off of a physical server at LL headquarters. In-world money, known as lindens can be exchanged to real world money (most world currencies) and it is this fact that makes Second Life so successful. Unlike other MMOGs (massive multiplayer online games), Second Life offers the opportunity for the acquisition of real world profit.

I just got rich selling virtual shit that doesn't even do anything on Second Life.

by SLBusinessOwnerPwnedYou April 28, 2009