self-inflicted tax cuts

what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.

Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.

by beer thirty February 5, 2009

Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

self blow job

Masturbation, but with own mouth instead of hands.

i need to have a organsm so ill do a self blow job.

by boobieeiei May 17, 2006

Self esteem

What every girl on Girls Gone Wild lacks.

The girl with the blurry boobs had low self esteem.

by marlasinger February 2, 2007

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

self-sufficiency standard

(ECONOMICS) an alternative metric of poverty; used instead of the poverty level by some researchers.

Developed as a superior alternative to the federal poverty level to estimate the income required for families to pay for their basic needs. Computed at the county level, the SSS takes into account the costs of food, housing, health insurance, childcare, transportation, taxes, and other basic expenses, with component values varying across more than 70 different family types. SSS wages have been calculated to date for all counties in 35 states and the District of Columbia.

Usually people are not concerned by reports of the large numbers of people living below the poverty level, because they assume it just means poor people have to tighten their belts.

The self-sufficiency standard (SSS), if explained, should change this. If a person's wages are below the SSS, then she is not only not making enough to meet her current needs, she's not making enough to preserve her ability to earn what little she has.

by Primus Intra Pares July 17, 2010

self-pwn

1: When you do something utterly stupid, it causes something bad to happen to you

2: suicide

3: Variation of self-own

Guy 1: He slipped on his skateboard and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck.

Guy 2: Self-PWNED!

by Tacosniffer May 19, 2006