by Egg shell September 4, 2019

by Fireworm April 9, 2017

by deanwillsavemeintheafterlife May 19, 2014

Floyd's girlfriend has been out-of-town for several weeks so I am sure he's been taking lots of SELFIES !!
by Little Otis July 4, 2018

The act of one taking a photo of oneself and possibly others and then "posting it" on some sort of so called, "social media"
Sara-But first let me take a selfie! (takes a photo of herself and posts it on Instagram)
Hana-Ew you take selfies?!
Sara-Hells yeah!
Hana-(walks away)
Hana-Ew you take selfies?!
Sara-Hells yeah!
Hana-(walks away)
by Dark Side In My Heart Is </3 February 10, 2015

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020
