shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 3, 2015

Selfie

A picture taken by oneself that should only be done anout 5 times total in a males life, for females it's cute or whatever u less it's every 5-10 minutes

Dude, you posed forba fuckin selfie? In front of s mirror?!? We're not friends anymore man

by Apex-Overkill April 6, 2015

Selfie

1) A photo taken of one's upper torso and face by oneself usually including the outstretched arm of one.
2) Masturbation

1) "I took a selfie on the tube!"
2) "I went home and had a selfie"

by randomcrappyhuman April 6, 2015

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma April 14, 2015

Pleasure Selfie

A pleasure selfie is a selfie taken that has no more than one person. The person is usual smiling, looking serious or sometimes even smizing (smiling with their eyes). A pleasure selfie is most commonly posted on Instagram with the caption being a quote about love, heartbreak, loss, sadness, happiness, the opposite sex. Pleasure-Selfie takers also use captions such as "I'm so ugly", "Deleting soon", Not sure about this' and the good old "#ewmyface" these captions are used for people to say "Oh no, you're beautiful" or "Don't delete you're gorgeous". These Pleasure-Selfie takers can be found in many places so watch and always keep one eye open.

Jim: Did you see Monica's pleasure selfie it was so hot
Bob: Yeah but she's totally fishing for compliments

by lexie_watermelon08 April 28, 2015

Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

Selfie

A photo taken of oneself using any device capable of taking a photo and using a mirror, stick, hand, timer, or other person to take a photo of you with said device. Device may or may not have a front facing camera, and it can be called a selfie no matter where said camera is located if you are asking for someone to or taking a picture of yourself.

Sara took a selfie while Jared struggled with the idea that it truly was a selfie even though she used the back camera.

by Jaredwaswrong June 5, 2015