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seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
mugGet the seed donationsmug.

seed

hes a guy who simps for fortnite skins and like porn of them , also a guy who spams his fucken soundboard
seed is gay hooray
by lmaoaokdias March 28, 2022
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sesame seed

sesame seed is a seed that grows in buns, usually found in burgers and some other stuffs. sometimes in doors, say sesame you stupid fuck
by chupangels June 24, 2017
mugGet the sesame seedmug.

Pick Your Seed

When someone taps another person's head with pinched fingers
I am gonna pick your seed
by LoganIsAPipsqueak November 9, 2021
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seed spitter

A person who spits the seed of a man
Wow! She didn’t swallow, she’s a seed spitter!
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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Incongruous Pumpkin Seed

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
by NotSnappo July 31, 2022
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