Napkin Season

The beautiful time of year, typically between 31 March and 10 September in which fine young broads gallivant in public wearing loose-fitting tops; or “napkins”. So named for their free-flowing nature, immaculacy, and the fact that it looks like the funbags are wrapped up in such a serviette; the “napkin” is perhaps the most glorious of all female clothing (far superior to the Jegging).

Screw December, Napkin Season is the most wonderful time of the year!

Nap-kin Sea-son! *clap clap clapclapclap*

R.I.P. Napkin Season (2010-2010)

by Amanning07 April 27, 2011

Shut in season

The time period from late October to late March where it becomes mostly socially acceptable to become a total shut in and do nothing due to the shittiness of the weather outside.

As the beginning of April approaches, thousands of awkward teenagers and young adults groan in despair as shut in season ends and they no longer have an excuse to binge watch shows on Netflix and spend hours on urban dictionary.

by lightning_troubadour April 7, 2014

timb season

A season directed towards the fall is when people start to wear timbs more often

At yo finna cop sum new timbs for this wonderful timb season were having

by Tomato666 November 18, 2017

bug season

The season where bugs come out from their little cocoons of hell and terrorize us to the point of depression.

Man, it's almost bug season, I guess I'll lock the doors.

by WhiteRussian523 August 20, 2016

mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.

Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.

by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011

Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019

Four Seasons

Extremely ghetto
Poor area
The hood
A cadillac with 1 spinning rim with the two different colored paint chipped off and its rusty...
Anybody (esp. black girls) who's all up in your face tryna be hard
Broken down houses/apartments etc.

That car is straight-up FOUR SEASONS!

Hi, my name is Shay-nay-nay and I live at Four Seasons.

***BASICALLY ANYTHING GHETTO***

by Laksi April 7, 2005