A person who makes racist comments and decides if they are jokes based on the reaction of those around.
P1: *racist comment*
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.
by DivLives August 21, 2022
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When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
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Get the Schrodingers douchebag spammer mug.A person who cannot be defined as male or female by sight, so it has to, by default, be determined that they are both and neither. Effectively creating a Schrodinger's Cat paradox paradigm.
"is that a beast of a box-y woman in cargo pants or a really snazzy fat dude with mad moobs in a pink body warmer?" can't tell? Schrodinger's Twat.
Applies to really butch lesbians, effeminate Emo/Goth/Scene boys, and other hormone imbalanced individuals that skirt the grey area between the fine lines of the Venn diagram that is gender, making them indefinable from their counterparts.
Applies to really butch lesbians, effeminate Emo/Goth/Scene boys, and other hormone imbalanced individuals that skirt the grey area between the fine lines of the Venn diagram that is gender, making them indefinable from their counterparts.
by llbutters September 4, 2012
Get the Schrodinger's Twat mug.Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.
The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's asshole mug.Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.
by Denuncerò January 4, 2021
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1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?
1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?
1. Quarterback: Yo heads up!
Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!
2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.
Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!
2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.
by FromStatefarm December 27, 2020
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