schmitt-effect

The unyielding beliefe that every problem can be solved useing a perl script.

Schmitt is the highest coincil of the perl comminity. The schmitt-effect ist the unyielding belief that every problem is solveable with perl

Person A: I have crippeling depression.
Person B: I can fix that with a perl script

by JOption September 18, 2018

schmuckatelli

Steven Cooper

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!

by hgykm October 5, 2018

Schmuckhole

A guy who is such an ass that he's a schmuck ( Yiddish for a dickhead) and an asshole combined. One word doesn't suffice. . . You need to combine the two.

That schmuckhole was walking in the middle of the street late at night wearing only black and I nearly hit him and got charged with manslaughter.

by BadRaven25 October 14, 2018

Schmuck

Someone who deletes a race from existence.

That dictator wants to wipe out all the croations, what a schmuck!

by Cylerbear October 24, 2018

Schmuck

This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.

Wow, my oncle doesn't let me play on my PC. He is such a schmuck.

by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018

schmitlife

One who wants to live life to the fullest and free but is afraid to leave the safety net of a job with great benefits.

Did you hear about Mike? He got a van with his tax returns and wants to quit his job and travel. But we know he won't it. He's living a "schmitlife".

by Schmitlife February 25, 2019

Schmetworking

A combination of schmoozing and networking

At the art gallery, the gallery owner was in the habit of schmetworking with potential clients

by lucyvp May 22, 2019