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Nigerian Sage 

A Nigerian or West-African who is respected by all and will not hesitate to Falcon Punch you if irritated, opposed, vilified, et cetera. He may also deliver a Nigerian Punch. It is impossible to describe. If you encounter a Nigerian enraged enough to attack with a Nigerian Punch, do not approach him/her.
James: Hey, man i meet a Nigerian Sage today. It was crazy.

Rick: That's cool. What happened?

James: He beat up Mark. i haven't seen him since.

Mark: Hey guys...

James and Rick: W...T...F.....your face.....
Nigerian Sage by NigerianSage November 14, 2011
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advertorial sage 

One who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.
The advertorial sage's day job seems contrary to her true passion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.
advertorial sage by Peralta January 12, 2009
a back massage received while rolling
That blonde girl gave me an e-sage last night, I almost came it felt so good.
e-sage by ASTAR191919 May 19, 2009

The Sage Hunter 

Alcoholic drink, little asian flair
An alcoholic drink that will give you antioxidants and pure inebriation.
1 part Jaegermeister
2 part Sweetened Green Tea with Honey

"Dude, went to Chinese restaurant; they served green tea. Spiked it with some jaeger, made myself The Sage Hunter."

"Sage Hunter kicked my ass..."
The Sage Hunter by Deemoe September 23, 2012

blue sage 

The gardener harvested all the herbs in the garden except the sage. Now sage is lonely. Sage is a blue sage.
blue sage by Wrathian June 14, 2017