1. an inexpensive item of food purchased simultaneously with an alcohollic beverage so the underage customer can walk out of the shop retaining some dignity after being asked for i.d.
2. an item of food simultaniously bought with alcohol by an underage drinker that would probably only be bought by someone over 18 designed to confuse the shop assistant into thinking the customer is genuine.
2. an item of food simultaniously bought with alcohol by an underage drinker that would probably only be bought by someone over 18 designed to confuse the shop assistant into thinking the customer is genuine.
1. a "freddo" is specifically designed to be used as a safety buy costing only 10p.
2. thankfully the shop clerk at tescos didn't think twice about serving tom three litres of vodka after he purchased a loaf of brown bread and a pint of milk.
2. thankfully the shop clerk at tescos didn't think twice about serving tom three litres of vodka after he purchased a loaf of brown bread and a pint of milk.
by jehova June 5, 2007
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WARNING: PEOPLE MAY APPROCH YOU AND DUST YOUR SHOLDER OFF TO SHOW THAT YOUR SALTY!!!
WARNING: PEOPLE MAY APPROCH YOU AND DUST YOUR SHOLDER OFF TO SHOW THAT YOUR SALTY!!!
Chris: You wasnt even at the meeting yesterday so how u know??
Olivia: Actually I went to the meeting the day before.
Everyone: SALTY DOGG!!!!!!
Olivia: Actually I went to the meeting the day before.
Everyone: SALTY DOGG!!!!!!
by Mickey Loco May 15, 2008
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Person 1: OMG, I gave head last night!
Person 2: What did it taste like?!
Person 1: Salty glue!
Person 2: Wow.
Person 2: What did it taste like?!
Person 1: Salty glue!
Person 2: Wow.
by Wet wipe! September 1, 2009
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2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.
2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.
"Dude, I've got salt in my eyes right now. I can't believe I did that last night."
"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."
"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."
by Vannahsa October 5, 2009
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The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK
The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK
Guy: Hey, hot online girl wanna hang out sometime, just a little one on one time?
Hot Online Girl: ...
Guy: ... LOL, just kidding
Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*
Hot Online Girl: ...
Guy: ... LOL, just kidding
Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*
by Fender27 November 8, 2009
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Get the Safety Beer mug.A mix between testy and sassy. Usually when someone is giving you attitude, or if you are joking around.
Dayummmm that hoe is sasty as heyell.
Yous being sasty today...ez there.
Don't give me tude you sasty slore.
Yous being sasty today...ez there.
Don't give me tude you sasty slore.
by DieselSpeak February 21, 2011
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