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rubber band

"I'ma pop a rubber band on her.. on her"
by JRMonk May 22, 2006
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A Rubber Ducky

A rubber duck you put on the end of your penis and then you have sex!
Nick put a rubber ducky on himself had sex with his girlfriend.
by Fpiewjoufgeogegjo November 21, 2010
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rubber ducky

a man with a really sqeaky voice....a/k/a mr. Pease see rubber ducky
One day i was sittin in class and had to listen to Rubber ducky talk the whole time.
by hehe me! December 22, 2004
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rubber ducky

replace ''rubber ducky'' with name of your choice, and its a sex song

Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I'm awfully fond of you!

Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Rubber Ducky
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber Ducky
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber ducky your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of
Rubber ducky im awfully foooond
Of you!
Orlando Bloom*
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Orlando Bloom
I'm awfully fond of you!

Orlando Bloom
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Orlando Bloom
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of
Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond
Of you!

*Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''
by taylor cullen March 27, 2009
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rubber ducky

When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time.

Can also be used to describe a close call situation.
Situation 1:
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."

Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."
by T Flow January 19, 2007
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Rubber Ducky

A chubby Asian man.

As heard in Ernie's "Rubber Ducky" song:
"Find a fellow that's cute and yellow and chubby."
by alfredopuppet March 15, 2009
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rubber band

1.rubber thingy that kool to fling at stuff
2.rubber thingy ganster put on the pant legs.
3.rubber thigy some basket ball player put on ther arm for good luck
homie put you pant leg down you not gangsta
by fat joe kill May 2, 2005
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