Rump Roast Syndrome

A condition in which a man or woman sees an incredible buttox, and feels the need to bite it, like a big plump juicy rump roast.

Dave:"Damn! That girls ass is so fine, man I just wanna bite it!" Jim: "Bro you got Rump Roast Syndrome"

by Creaturecat August 10, 2015

Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.

Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class

by Dofnugget November 11, 2016

nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.

After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.

by buzztroll December 17, 2016

Ghost Roast

To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.

"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."

by RoastyBee June 6, 2018

Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.

That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!

by WooLIII May 8, 2018

Hot roast

A compliment and insult in one sentence. Usually in a romantic/flirtatious setting.

Mollie- I get it jeez, I'm not sexy!
Amit- Oh, you think you're so interesting that I'd talk to you if you weren't sexy?
Mollie- Hahha, nice hot roast 😉🔥

by boom_roasted May 21, 2020

Lamar roasts franklin

Best moment of gaming history

(Franklin and Lamar walk towards the front door)

Lamar Davis: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.

Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...

(Lamar begins to walk away)

Lamar roasts franklin

by Solbiaka March 5, 2022