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roger upton

created bones in 1999, which consists of knocking knuckles with another person in a congradulatory spirit
me: duddde i just totally aced my exam
roger upton: sweeeeet bones!!
me: what is bones?
roger upton: umm only the coolest thing ever
by durable January 30, 2009
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Clayton Rogers

by Laxking_rogers December 12, 2016
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Josh Rogers

Seggsy daddy who makes me happy
Get Josh Rogers in my bed rn
by daddyjoshr November 6, 2021
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Leo Rogers

Leo Rogers is the name of an absolute legend and a smart dude
Leo Rogers cousin is called Dirty Thomas
by Datsmartboii May 7, 2020
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Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
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Steve Rogers

Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."
by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019
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Jilly Roger

1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.

2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
Did you check out the Jilly Roger on Jilly Roger? That is a hot chick with one sweet ass tattoo!
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
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