Rockland

Not quite the city, not quite Westchester, not quite Jersey, not quite Upstate. In short, a big nothing.

Wow, you're pretty good at playing that keyboard. Wait a second...you're not playing it at all. In fact, that's a pre-programmed tune. You're a phony! A big phony! Hey everyone, look! It's a big fat phony! You know who lives here? A phony! A big fat phony!

by Bush is Going to Win in a Landslide September 19, 2004

ROFL

it is lol but funnier

for lol :
man - i fell over

woman - lol

for rofl:
man - i shit my pants

woman - rofl

by mikeock March 17, 2005

rofl my waffle

1)an exclamation of suprise.
2)an insult and a hint toward homosexuality....

1)The Pope's got cancer? Well ROFL my waffle!

2)hey baby why dont you come rofl my waffle and tongue my balls. I have syrup ;)

by OMG TEH HAX! February 28, 2005

roffles

A trademark of "The International Rofflehouse".

Steven was sued for the use of the term roffles by The International Rofflehouse.

by Revrant September 11, 2008

rofl owned

In first person shooters; The act of bragging about killing your opponent only to get owned by another person while you're not paying attention.

Haxors: "Dude, I just totally pwned that Noob!"
*M16 Rocket soars through air*
*Explosion*
*Death*
Normal Gamer:"rofl owned!"
Haxors: "UGH, stupid fag Noob Tubers!"

by CrimsonX October 29, 2008

Rofl

Rofl means rolling on floor laughing.

Hence the R.O.F.L
But just like every other word from the internetz it has evolved in many ways such as roflmao meaning rolling on floor laughing my ass off. It has also seemed to evolve to food products such as rofl my waffle or rofl my brothel sprouts.

Jim: I had sex with a male donkey.
Delores: Rofl why?
Jim: Because sex with male donkeys are good luck

by Zaralot October 10, 2011

ROFL

ROFL is text/chat language for Rolling on floor laughing

Friend: I just face faceplanted into a pile of horse shit

Me: Ahahaha ROFL

by dwyer000 October 12, 2012