Puerto Rican Style

Upside down with a fork in the mouth.

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."

Puerto Rican Style by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012

Puerto Rican tax return 

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

Puerto Rican tax return by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture 

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

Puerto Rican Vulture by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015

puerto rican car wash 

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

puerto rican car wash by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise 

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise by Garzipan August 11, 2016

Puerto Rican pedicure 

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

Puerto Rican pedicure by Tapcount November 17, 2016

Puerto Rican roll out 

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.

"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"

Puerto Rican roll out by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017