red tire

The state of ones sphincter after intense and satisfying anal sex

Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.

by chinese boyfriend June 2, 2021

Broke Red

Angry southern rant, often followed by violence and a trip to the emergency room.

That sum' bitch said Dale Earnhardt could't win, so I took off my shirt an' broke red on his ass.

by Cefwyn October 20, 2011

Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 2, 2013

Red road

It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.

Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?

by DingusDan1028 July 4, 2019

red kind

Red kool-aid flavors such as fruit punch, cherry and strawberry, referred to by coons as 'red kind'

Tyrone: "Yo shaniqua i jus made some kool-aid you want some?"

Shaniqua: "what kind is it?"

Tyrone: "Red kind "

Shaniqua: "Sho nuff"

by NiiZZY March 2, 2008

Red invitation

An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.

When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".

by Slow moe Joe January 9, 2009

Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018