Rectal Ocularitis

When you don't see your ass going to work.

Wow, I think I'm coming down with rectal ocularitis, and won't be in today. Sorry.

by JP018 July 26, 2021

Recardo

Recardo is the most amazing, caring, sweet loving type of person. He usually cares about everyone and could care less about himself. He has one of the biggest and purest hearts out there so if you ever end up with a Recardo, you are sure in a for a adventure and rollercoaster with him so never lose him. Recardo usually loves hard and been hurt too much in the past that he felt like love was just a fairytale but if he ever ends up with someone, the love he has for you is a real. Recardo has a bad temper but rarely shows it, he hates liars and people who backstabs him, he’s the type to usually have 3-4 close friends and is sad inside but never talks about his problems to anyone, he would eventually bottle up his feelings until it breaks him. Recardo is an outgoing, atheltic and gaming person, he mostly play games and overthinks a lot, if you ever talk to him, always reassure him so his mind can be at peace and make his night or day. Overall, Recardo is the realest mf that will treat you and everyone right with respect, never turn your back on him. He’s one of a kind.

hey is that Recardo? I heard he’s an amazing and quiet guy, i should talk to him and make him feel better.

by reecaardoo November 21, 2021

rentaro

The cutest, sexiest, panda boy out there. Low key model, high key athlete. Good in the kitchen good in the every room. Ridiculous sense of humour, resourceful, hardworking, unbearably kind. One of the most beautiful souls you will ever get the pleasure to meet. Also veeery silly eheheh.

Who was that hottie with the body?

Oh that's Rentaro.
Dayum. He a model?
No he's an angel panda chef.

by Lalalalemonlime November 24, 2021

Recarted

Recarted is like retarted but for a disabled car driver

Person 1: omg you drive like your recarted
Person 2: No I don't

by K.A. Chow October 5, 2022

Rectangle

Usually used by urban interface and web designers to refer to everything on the internet as rectangles. Paragraphs = rectangles, buttons = rectangles, images = rectangles, and so on. Also, the things that are not rectangles are also somewhat rectangles.

"Wow, your rectangles are really working out today".

"I sent you a design file yesterday, did you see the the rectangles I did?"

"How many rectangles did you draw today?"
In therapy, "Are the rectangles with us in the room right now?"

by painstation February 5, 2023

Rechardt

Someone with something to tell you

RECHARDT WANTS TO TELL YOU THATS HE HAS A BIG COCK

by Gent2kink February 12, 2023

Redtarded

Term used to describe idiot drivers who sit at a red light signal with intentions to make a right turn where it is legal to make a right turn while the light is red. Although there are no vehicles approaching from any direction, they still wait for the light to turn green before turning, while holding up an entire line of vehicles.

Seriously? This asshole in front of me just waited 2 minutes for a green light to make a right turn. He must be redtarded.

by Kampfire Desires April 16, 2023