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Random Guy 

1. Any individual in a group selected with as equal a chance as everyone else

2. A certain individual who perceives themselves as being random, whether it be about their thoughts, their personality, their actions, or just everything about them. They decide what to do based on what they know and want, but not what must be done. This could range to anything from collecting magnesium rocks for powering their secret underground robot servant facility, to eating a Cheeto off another man's shoulder.
"Help! I'm being murdered by some Random Guy!"
Random Guy by RandomGuy2011 March 5, 2015
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random dreidel 

A random dreidel is an act of sexual nature. It is when a woman decides to shift positions by spinning her entire body while on top. This is accomplished usually in a quick motion which usually hurts the man because his cock becomes twisted without warning.
Guy 1: Why are you holding your crotch?

Guy 2: My woman last night decided to pull a random dreidel.

random grenade throw 

too toss a grenade in a random location and get a kill.
I just did a random grenade throw and got the last kill!

Random Button

The button you push while on Urban Dictionary when you have too much time.
What to do... Well here goes nothing!

*pushes the Random Button*

Goatse NEXT! NEXT! NEXT!

Meat Spin Oh you've gotta be kidding!

Alabama Hotpocket Now I finally know what that means...
Okay... Well here goes nothing!
Random Button by John Doe? February 28, 2013

'Random-Nigga' Status 

The state of being, usually associated with romantic interests, when there is no emotional investment in said interest, therefore no substantial consequences.
Me: Wow, I think Emily is really upset with me for hooking up with another girl
Friend: Don't you think you owe her an apology?
Me: Fuck no, Im on that 'Random-Nigga' Status, i dont owe her shit
'Random-Nigga' Status by blandz16 September 10, 2009

Random Chick 

*As defined by Antonio Morales* ran-duhm - chik Abbreviation; RC. Random Chick - a female easily persuaded or easily manipulated or easily influenced or easily convinced, to engage in sexual activity. i.e one night stand. (An RC's name is unimportant and unnecessary.)
So I was banging this RC (Random Chick) last night right...

facebook.com/Randomchickchronicles
Random Chick by Mr. Big Deal March 8, 2011

random tandom pandemonium 

Another way to describe an interesting sexual experience, it usually occurs while under the influence of mass quantities of alcohol or other substances that my alter your judgement.
I should probably go get some EC so I dont end up with any suprises in a few months because of last nights random tandom pandemonium!