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Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.
"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".
by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023
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Plural Question Mark?

When your Bestie asks you a question and makes the subject plural in the sentence. You don't know how to respond to this so you simply say "Plural Question Mark?" to express confusion and loss of words.
by mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw October 25, 2023
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Begging the question

When the evidence to support a person’s argument is the argument itself, just restated or said differently. Usually when the person making the claim can’t think of any reasons to support their own claim.
Person 1: Dogs are better than cats because they just are.
Person 2: What do you mean they “just are”? What is your proof?
Person 1: They’re just better ok, now will you shut up?
Person 2: Not until you stop begging the question!
Person 2 (in their mind): God this fucking guy
by Romie_777 April 22, 2023
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Um... Could you repeat the question?

You know those were my questions, right? That made you look like and idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. It was me.
Derp "Um... Could you repeat the question?"

Hym "No. I don't think I will. But you're conflating the term 'Anti-Vaxxer' with 'the people who didn't want to get the covid vaccine' and you're doing it either because your don't know there's a distinction (so you're ignorant) OR you DO know there's a difference and you're dishonest. Or both. An ignorant liar. There were people who KNEW that it wasn't as bad as SOME PEOPLE were lead to believe. And NOW, we KNOW that YOUR SIDE... WAS WRONG. You were militant in your ignorance. You blindly and without anything thought or discernment did what you were told (like a fucking Nazi), castigated the people WHO WE KNOW KNOW WERE CORRECT, and instead of contrition what we get from you is an attempt to memory-hole what actually happened. You claim is the WE DIDN'T KNOW. We COULDN'T have known. NO ONE CAN KNOW ANYTHING, APPARENTLY. Except people DID know. They were CORRECT and YOU were WRONG. You didn't lose your friends and family to Q-Anon. You lost your friends and family to your own self-righteous epistemological supremacy delusion. You THOUGHT you knew and then you finger-wagged everyone who disagreed with you. And YOU were WRONG. Everyone you tried to SHAME knew you were wrong as you were shaming them. You. Are. A. Dumb. And. Bad. Person. Who. Does. Not. Like. A. Thing. I. Said. That. Whore. Is. Wrong. To. Fuck. That. Retard. And. That. Retard. Is. ALSO. A. Dumb. Bad. Cry-Baby. Liar. Bad. You're bad. I'm good."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
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Question

Iam “Oh! Right! I remember the question! Ok... I wanted to save this one for in-person but I’ll do it now. I’ve been sitting of this one for a minute. How self-evidently real is reality to you? Does it vary from moment to moment? Did I do this one already? Yeah. How real is it? Scale of 1 (1 being Twilight Zone-esque surreality) to 10 (10 being “AGH! SHIT I’M ACTIVELY BEING STABBERED). Mine varies. I’m usually at a 6. Sometimes when I’m alone in my room I’m at a 4 or a 3. 1 when I’m high (it gets real weird). 8 when I’m drunk. I’m usually inside my own head most of the time so I’m not usually paying attention to it but it’s seems about right most of the time. When it doesn’t it really doesn’t.

Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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Kenneth question

1. A question with no significance.
2. A question with an obvious answer.
“Bro so yesterday night-“
“Wait when?”
“Bro you ask them kenneth questions
by steph_mcflurry December 6, 2022
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