Putinkach

This is President Trump's favorite light and flaky dessert.

President Trump enjoys relaxing after dinner with covfefe and putinkach.

by lazy lady June 3, 2017

Petuing

Laying down on your belly (pet in Hindi) and doing something productive (eg. working, texting, reading, studying, etc.)

While I was petuing, the dog jumped on to my back;
I can be petuing all day long

by Neogrammarism June 19, 2017

puteimi

When any situation turns shambles and there's nothing but accepting the fact that you are f*cked.

"Mate, my ex changed her netflix password when I was about to finish mindhunter"
"F*ck man, that´s so puteimi."

by javaminer December 4, 2017

Putrid hommus flog

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care

Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog

by slut undies February 3, 2018

putinbutts

The dupes that interacted with Russians on the internet without knowing it. They may have been influenced by these interactions when it came to making political decisions inpast and future elections. Not to be confused with Putinbots who were the Russians who may have manipulated the Putinbutts. Putin, Vladimir Putin, Trump, Putinbot, Hillary Clinton, conspiracy, Republicans, Democrats, the presidency, Congress, Trumpspeak, Trump trounce, Trump armor, Trumpnado, 2016 Presidential Election, liberal media, the deep state, Mueller investigation, Rod Rosenstein, FBI, DC swamp, corruption, intelligence community, Trump army, conspiracy theory, pootbutt

I think a bunch of Putinbots took advantage of many Putinbutts who had no idea they were being manipulated into either not voting or voting for Trump. C’mon John, your conspiracy theories have got to stop.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2018

putin on

Just "putin on" or" Put'n on"(as in putting on a show) is when a child cry's or perhaps a somewhat spoiled child cry's only to get his or her way from a parent, otherwise nothing really wrong and is mostly ignored by the parent, as oppose to a piercing cry that makes you drop everything you are doing.

She don't want nothing or ain't nothing wrong with her, she's just putin on whining.

by J-Lluv February 18, 2018

Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin

CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.

by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018