-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'
-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.
Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.
Fans of Sevco Football Club (who previously supported Rangers FC before it died in 2012).
The name derives from their whining about not having bottled water available inside the stadium during the Europa League final in Seville in 2022.
"It was terrible. I heard slurping sounds and turned to see Crawford's head down in the toilet. Luckily I found a puddle of stagnant water near the back stairs. Becoming a puddle drinker saved my life."