Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

potato body

Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.

aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her

by Michael Lea October 18, 2007

POTATO

POTATO IS AN ADORABLE LOVING PERSON WHO DESERVES BETTER DEFINITIONS ON URBAN DICTIONARY. THEY ARE LOVEABLE AND AN ALL AROUND AMAZING PERSON. THEY ARE ALSO SMART AND THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST HUSBANDO.

“OMG POTATO IS SO CUTE!”

“OMG HOW KIND POTATO IS!”
“WHAT A PERFECT HUSBANDO POTATO IS!”

by Shi-knows January 20, 2019

Potato King

A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.

Donald Trump is now the top ranking Potato King.

by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019

potato

noun:
- big, fat, unmoving object

verb:
- to lounge around and do nothing

"I feel like a potato"
"I have been potatoing this entire quarantine"

by Bobofats July 14, 2020

Potato Bug Endicott

pOtAtO bUg EnDiCott also known as Liana, is the manager of WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY " SANJUICE THE GREAT ".

The lines that make her the MOST annoyed are :

" Idk ur my mangaer "
"you're my manager "
" im not sure your my manager "
" you're my manager how am i supposed to know "
" you're my manager you should choose "

You're my Manager, Potato Bug Endicott, How am I supposed to know ??

by SanjuiceTheGreat_Fan July 10, 2021

Boston Potato Chip

The beautiful act of jizzing onto your partner's back, waiting for the jizz to dry, and then tearing it off your partner's back and then feeding the dried jizz to them.

Friend: How was your date last night?
You: Pretty good, I gave her a excellent meal and then a Boston Potato Chip as desert.

by SlothFury July 6, 2015