Problasterbating

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Pookled

sleepy, tired

You look pookled; you must have had a long day.

by Mrs. TBone August 19, 2013

Problum

How larmer spells problem

No problum buddie.

by TheOriganialBuddie May 18, 2017

Problemjetic

Another word for a person whose problematic, meaning they’re in drama a lot and start a lot of beefs.

“ Brittney is so problemjetic, I hate her “

by Know Too Much December 10, 2018

(Proclamation mark)/.

A punctuation symbol created to reduce unnecessary overusage of exclamation points in texts, posts, etc. The proclamation mark is written as a forward slash and period:
/.
Used for things that are somewhat funny but not hilarious where a period is not happy enough but an exclamation point is too much.

"Stop overusing exclamation points already. Give the proclamation mark a try/."
"Have a great day/."
"What a douche(proclamation mark)/."
"Your mom's looking smokin hot today (proclamation mark)/."

by G-Mann June 19, 2019

porkle

porkle {noun}

the pickle pork of a peace of pork that is distinctly pickled for the porkle porkly goodness of porkles originality

* mexican grandpa * - man, i downed that pickled porkle.

by Mr. Mosbey August 25, 2019

Proflict

Healthy and positive conflict

We are having a proflict.

by Lzeil April 16, 2020