Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010

professoress

when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".

you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"

as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor

professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?

by dionysuswinedudeheyoh September 29, 2010

Professional troll

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.

A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll

by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012

Professional

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.

Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.

by that homeless guy December 7, 2017

asshole professor

Janna Maranas

Who is the worst professor? The asshole professor

by JannaMaranas May 23, 2016

poofpoof

Slang term for the female genitalia. Well-known to the Native American. Cute term referring to the genitalia when talking to little girls.

Cover your poofpoof so we can't see it.

by Tina St.Claire September 3, 2007

gratuitous profanity

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.

Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004