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Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.
If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.
by dicktoe August 30, 2016
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Procrastination

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.
by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016
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Procrastimating

When your significant other wants to have sex, but you are in the mood to do anything but that so you keep putting it off. Kind of like writing a paper that's due tomorrow. Chastity and/or Abstinence are synonyms.
Naw dude, you ain't going to get far. Shes procrastimating .
by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016
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Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.
Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.
by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016
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Procrastination

To not do something you should've done before,

commonly used when talking about homework and projects in school,
but can be used with other things too.
Person 1: Have you finished that project for Spanish class yet?

Person 2: No, I should've finished watching it yesterday but procrastination has taken ahold of me.
by DatOneHoe October 27, 2016
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Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.
'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
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Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017
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