problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

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boat problems

The easiest type of problems on the New York State Regents Exam for physics. You use vectors to determine how fast a boat will go in a certain direction based on the velocity of the boat and the velocity of the current. If vectors are 90 degrees to each other, you use Pythagorean's theorem and viola, you have your answer. QED

He hoped that they would have boat problems on the AP Physics examination, unfortunately, they didn't.

by physics student May 31, 2005

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three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

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Problematic Men Syndrome

When you have a problem with a male who you interact with similar to oil and vinegar. You just don't mix with mindsets, ideals, morals, etc. They are beyond annoying and most of the time you ignore them hoping they will find someone else to bother and just poof be gone.

Deena: "Girl, what's wrong with you today?"

Shay: "I have PMS."

Deena: "Oh, damn sorry you got mad cramps?"

Shay: "No, I have man cramps as with Problematic Men Syndrome and the jerk just won't go away."

by Shani78 June 30, 2011

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