On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022
Get the Prison Barbermug. The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.
by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017
Get the prison golfmug. Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.
by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012
Get the Prison Pillowmug. A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018
Get the soviet prisonermug. Prison man is a combo of the words prison and man . This ultra being is a prison cell with a face. The features of the face include, mustache, pervertish looking eyebrows, and a few hairs, mostly bald.
This being was created by a group of fresh ancients called the eson's (nose spelled backwards). This tribe is widely known in their school by all fellow memers. Prison man stops the bad guys and puts them In a prison. He also respects all wamen so he is cool and cuul.
This being was created by a group of fresh ancients called the eson's (nose spelled backwards). This tribe is widely known in their school by all fellow memers. Prison man stops the bad guys and puts them In a prison. He also respects all wamen so he is cool and cuul.
Ex: wamen, ( ahhhh someone is trying to rape my gaping ass, help ) eson member, ( hehe don't worry respectable lady my super friend is a professional gaping ass rapist stopper, dat man will be in prison in no time ) prison man ( teehee yu are going to prison ) gaping ass rapist ( oh noo I should've worn a coondoom.....) later that day the rapist got hend cuoofed, sent to prison, and brutal murdered.
by Blu_eson_man June 2, 2018
Get the Prison manmug. Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019
Get the prison sneezemug. Modern office cubicles, of the Steelcase variety. Consisting of identical fabric walls (for sound absorption) over a steel frame, all nearly identical. Dehumanizing, encapsulating, and miserable.
The fluorescent lights, gray work surface, and plastic task chair which came with her ragwall prison job made Anne felt like cutting herself from day one.
by Jockey4her September 2, 2013
Get the Ragwall Prisonmug.