Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 05, 2014
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Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.
by William Teach February 10, 2020
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Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.
Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy
by Lovepanda79 December 13, 2021
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prison bobber

when a bobbers in prison
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everything I own is named after it
by prisonbobber June 21, 2021
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prison pushbroom

A Ned Flanders type moustache worn by inmates in male correctional facilities that are willing to perform oral sex.
That is one fancy prison pushbroom...
by SuperSiren February 03, 2014
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Prison Pillow

A roll of toilet paper used as a pillow by an inmate in jail.
Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.
by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012
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Prison pillow

When you’re at a hotel and don’t have enough pillows so you use an empty pillow case filled with dirty clothes to craft your own make-shift pillow.
Andrew: “I’ll go and ask reception for a new pillow”
Kate: “Say no more fam, I’ll make you a prison pillow instead”
by Cristy Snow Job December 25, 2017
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