prison pockett

Your asshole.

Bill got the stash in by putting it in his prison pockett.

by Joeshmoe189 February 12, 2019

prison smoker

A type of smoking developed by prisoners. When smoking a cigarette without the ashes falling off, leaving a long strain of ashes when done smoking.

Kennet is so cheap he doesn't tap his cigarette, he's such a prison smoker

by kennedyspank February 5, 2018

Prison gay

Someone who fucks guys when they are in jail

Derek Can’t get no pussy in jail so he has to be prison gay and find a butt hole

by Dizzle6303 December 25, 2022

Flesh Prison

the first boss of the ULTRAKILL level P-1: SOUL SURVIVOR, the second being Minos Prime

cool, i fought Flesh Prison, now i need to fight Minos Prime

by podemb October 3, 2023

Prison Pillow

A roll of toilet paper used as a pillow by an inmate in jail.

Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.

by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012

Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021

Prison Barber

On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.

So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.

Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.

by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022