prison visit

the act of pressing ones breasts, genitals or rear end against a glass window or divider while someone is on the other side

my girlfriend gave me a prison visit this morning while i was in the shower

by crakerTHC September 18, 2017

prison golf

The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.

Me and Tyrone were prison golfing last night in the laundry room

by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017

soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire

My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018

prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail

It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2016

Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him

Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day

by Famallamalam May 25, 2016

Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

by JimHobbs August 13, 2016

prison smoker

A type of smoking developed by prisoners. When smoking a cigarette without the ashes falling off, leaving a long strain of ashes when done smoking.

Kennet is so cheap he doesn't tap his cigarette, he's such a prison smoker

by kennedyspank February 5, 2018