prison visit

the act of pressing ones breasts, genitals or rear end against a glass window or divider while someone is on the other side

my girlfriend gave me a prison visit this morning while i was in the shower

by crakerTHC September 18, 2017

Prison blister

A older inmate with alot of time under their belt that stalks and preys on weak and vulnerable inmates and usually talks them out of their booty eventually getting what they want sexual intercourse or oral pleasure

The prison blister Chris called the new inmate Jared into his cell and immediately talked his game gave him some cigarettes and Entergy drinks and the same night was enjoying what Jared had to offer booty and oral

by Bigrob 0326 May 20, 2018

Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.

In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.

by William Teach February 10, 2020

Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 6, 2021

Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.

Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy

by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021

Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

by JimHobbs August 13, 2016

prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014