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Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther
He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther
by Kochst087 November 20, 2020
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Gibb River Pretzel

The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021
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Go warm up a pretzel

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021
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New Orleans style pretzel

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and you dip your thumb in Tabasco sauce and then shove it in her asshole, simultaneously giving her a fishhook with your free hand. Afterward you shove your Tabasco thumb in her mouth.
I met this girl and took her to the house. Once there I gave her the old New Orleans style pretzel. After I was done I wiped my dick on the curtains and I chirped out.
by Monkebutt1 March 26, 2026
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himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.
Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel
by victorsan November 8, 2025
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Dot's Homestyle Pretzels

The most delicious pretzels in existence. There's no denying it.
Damn, Dot's Homestyle Pretzels are delicious!
by Anoymousanoymous.............. November 12, 2025
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Devil’s Pretzel

An extremely graphic act performed by 3 of the boys. Usually involving a pretzel and all 18 of their orifices
“Hey Ellis let’s do the devil’s pretzel with a random tonight” - Johnny
by Jakemaynetoobigforthehouse December 31, 2025
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