pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

Torque the Pork

The process of ravaging a piece of meat

I'm going to torque the pork tonight!

by Metaflare February 5, 2015

Pork Fishing

Sheathing your pork sword to the hilt and bobbing it around till you catch something.

I was pork fishing a chick at the party last night; caught me some tuna dick, bro.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

Pork Fishing

Casting your line out, hoping to catch some fresh dick.

Three hours of pork fishing on grindr last night and I still didn't manage to catch a big one.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

Pulling pork

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

by Piplover September 4, 2016

Pork Knuckle

Another name for a vagina!

Hey Becky, Sam said he say your Pork Knuckle at a party last week!

by modern elm November 9, 2018

Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017