poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009

poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015

Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

by Chadillac1080 April 21, 2017

poon safari

An epic journey for as many sexual encounters as possible in the previously determined time frame.

It was once again springtime and Jack was about to embark on his annual poon safari.

by bp1zz1e May 25, 2010

Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".

"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"

by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012

Poon Punt

Female version of being "cock blocked"

"She totally poon punted me!"

by broske!! January 20, 2009

Poon Tingle

When your being buttfucked hard, and it send a tingle to the genitals!

hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle

by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019