Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".

"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"

by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012

Poon Punt

Female version of being "cock blocked"

"She totally poon punted me!"

by broske!! January 20, 2009

Poon Shui

Pronounciation: \poon schway\

a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.

b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.

a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."

b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."

by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009

Blue poon

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.

You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?

by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

by Chadillac1080 April 21, 2017

poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015