Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)

Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

polly-pocketed

When a male strategically places the tip of his genitailia into the belly button of a person of whatever sex he chooses.

Dude I polly-pocketed the shit out of her and turned that outie to an innie

by confucious "j-tits" mantits December 4, 2010

Polley

To head-butt something accidentally (usually when drunk) with force enough to do damage to both yourself and the object /person you are head-butting

Guy 1: jeez did you see jeff polley that streetlight last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, he nearly left a dent in it, he was so drunk.

Guy 1: oh man, I totally polleyed that chick last night when I got her home.
Guy 2: how'd you manage that?
Guy 1: I went in for a kiss and misjudged the distance.
Guy 2: you seriously need to stop drinking so much.

by Das JakPool September 7, 2011

polland

a group of people in south minneapolis and surrounding areas where there are just too many to actually count. they all also have really odd nicknames for each other and no one but them knows whats really going on.

you can't throw a stone in south minneapolis without hitting a polland.

by nanasrock March 27, 2009

Pollo

A slang term used mostly by mexican-americans or pochos to describe a Mexican that is unsophisticated, uneducated, and doesn't speak English very well or at all.

" Paco looks like a Pollo when he doesn't wash his clothes for a month."

by Paco March 16, 2005

Pollytician

A Pollytician is a person on either side of the political spectrum who contributes almost no new ideas, but only seems to parrot the tired old rhetoric coming from their side. Used to refer to specific sides, it comes in the form of "Polly conservative" or "Polly liberal".

Originates from the resemblance of the person in question to a parrot repeating everything that's said already.

Basically, a Pollytician is someone on the left or the right who says the same thing you've heard from their side a billion times already.

A Polly liberal, for example, would say something like the following:

"-insert anti-Bush sentiment here-"

Picture a parrot going "*squawk!* Bush sucks! *squawk*"

A Polly conservative would say something like

"Blame the liberals!"

Any time you see a Pollytician, imagine them squawking. Or just squawk at them.

by Kirschwasser May 23, 2008

polliwogs

A polliwog is a tadpole.

"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017