Caleb Poston

Literally our one true lord and savior. No matter what religion you are, you must accept the superiority of Caleb Poston.

If you don't, I'll go to your house and personally fuck your mom to death at 3am (Gone Wrong) (Poston Called)

Guy 1: Wassup Caleb Poston
Caleb Poston: Yo

by The godly poston May 18, 2021

king of pistonbowl

refers to a person who holds kingship of the ut map known as pistonbowl

"Dasniper totally kicked my ass on pistonbowl. I guess that's why they call him the king of pistonbowl lawl."

by DaSniper February 5, 2007

fuck pistol

a cock that unloads like a gun

stick your fuck pistol in my cunt

by lee_dicko August 31, 2006

belly pistol gats

short for belly pistol gat niggurs, an indie hip hop group incorporating synths and other elements of minimal tech and ambient into their music. also used to describe their small but devoted following.

i spun my new belly pistol gats vinyl yesterday. that shit was so diesel it was the chronicles of ridic.

fuck, i gave the clap to this girl that's in with the belly pistols. they better not come after me!

by I'm A Star February 27, 2009

pistol whip

to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.

"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"

by Sam January 27, 2004

Sex Pistols

One of the most overrated bands in history.

The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.

Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.

All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.

Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!

by Dick October 1, 2005

pistola

the glass pipe that you can smoke crack, crank, methamphedamines out of.

i was so pissed when i dropped my pistola on the floor and it broke.

by crankster December 5, 2002