Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009

pizzafied

the state of a food item which has gone through pizzafication.

can i have some of your pizzafied burger?

by BenDog September 10, 2005

pizzadilla

1. A savory food item that combines the best of Italian and Mexican cuisines, a pizzadilla is essentially a quesadilla with pepperoni as the primary filling (other than cheese of course). The pizzadilla can be spiced up any number of ways, much like a real pizza!

2. A poor man's pizza.

Didn't have any real meat in the house so I made a pizzadilla for dinner.

by i'vegotscurvy October 11, 2010

Pizzanesia

When you go on a bender, and in the morning find out that there's no left-over pizza in the fridge, but have no recollection of eating any of it!

Nothing better than cold pizza to cure a hangover, unfortunately I must have a bad case of Pizzanesia 'cus there's none left!

by nottomwaits September 7, 2012

Pizza Lube

Garlic infused butter that comes with some pizzas, mainly Papa Johns.

Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."

Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."

by dilutedspine April 8, 2012

pizzaception

Similar to "inception"

The act of implanting the idea of getting a takeaway pizza in a person's mind without actually asking if they want one. Best done when you want an pizza but can't be bothered getting it yourself.

"I really fancy a pizza, maybe I can pizzaception Matt and he will go get it for me"

by Mr Inferno May 14, 2013

Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome

When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.

"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:

Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"

enters guy 3

Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"

Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"

Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "

by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013