The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017

The Black Pearl

1. a high level gamer, considered by some to be the alpha and omega of not only PvP content but also the world,
2. a person or thing of immense power

verb:

1. the black pearl just klepto'd all of those noobs
2. A police officer once pulled The Black Pearl over for a RBT...luckily, the police officer left only with a warning.

by Prophet of the pearl February 6, 2019

Rusty Pearl Necklace

To give someone a pearl necklace (ejaculate onto their chest/decolletage) and then urinate over the top of said necklace.

"Woah I'm so horny, can I give you a rusty pearl necklace?"

by luckyballs69 August 17, 2014

apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

Pearl River, LA

A small town in the southeast of LA that is pretty close to New Orleans.We don't have much out here but I like to call it home.GO REBELS.....I guess!

Pearl River, LA is the smallest town in the middle of NOWHERE!!! Really, try to find it on a map. It will take you at least 30 minutes.

by P.R. KEBO December 28, 2007

Pear

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

by Ian Skinner April 7, 2008

pearl slam

the act of ejaculating in one's own hand then slapping the girl (or guy, for those of you out there) in the face with your handful of semen

Man, Becca would not let me cum in her mouth last night, so I pulled out, shot it in my hand, then pearl slammed that hoe!

by joe jones44 October 23, 2008