a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking
by noneofyourbeeswax900 February 02, 2009
distorted penguins kick ass!!!
by beatbopper October 26, 2003
Penguin, James Penguin. A christmas song written by country artist Brad Paisley. He is Santa's spy and helps him out every now and then. Mr. Penguin is similar to James Bond, except he keeps tabs on all the children with his secret spy equipment.
He's Penguin, James Penguin, that dapper little guy. Like a well dressed duck in a three peice tux, he's santas secret spy.
by Jonesdiggity April 06, 2008
Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.
"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."
by 7Paul May 08, 2007
by thesourse August 08, 2010
A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.
Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.
by DingdongsAreForever March 03, 2009
by Tux OWNZ you June 16, 2003