The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.
Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.
by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016
Get the blade of a pencil sharpenermug. Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
Get the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencilsmug. 1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
by Dayznout May 23, 2012
Get the Pencil you into my Blackberrymug. It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.
by Jessica May 20, 2004
Get the I'll pencil you inmug. When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.
Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
by CuntStuffer69 September 10, 2016
Get the rhode island pencil sharpenermug. by Qwazzy October 25, 2020
Get the pencils 25 cents eachmug. A Pencil in the hallway is when a man with a small to average sized penis engages in intercourse with a woman with a loose vagina.
"After she had her fifth kid, intercourse to her husband was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."
by Hentur March 20, 2014
Get the Throwing a pencil down a hallwaymug.