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Oyster hoister

Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.
Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.
by Mrkibby January 11, 2024
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Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018
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Oysterized

A term Anix used on his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored the walls of his house oyster.
The walls of his Bloxburg home got oysterized”
by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020
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Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
by Nut smasher August 22, 2021
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pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
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Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter
“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”
by Daltronik February 11, 2025
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Heckin Oyster lookin bitch

A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.
Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.
by xX_Fortcraft_Xx June 4, 2018
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