by Mrkibby January 11, 2024
Get the Oyster hoister mug.The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018
Get the Oyster Soup mug.A term Anix used on his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored the walls of his house oyster.
by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020
Get the Oysterized mug.by Nut smasher August 22, 2021
Get the Mississippi oyster mug.The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
Get the pressed oysters mug.When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.
Oyster Shooter
Oyster Shooter
“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”
“That red light district son”
by Daltronik February 11, 2025
Get the Oyster Shooter mug.A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.
by xX_Fortcraft_Xx June 4, 2018
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