Optimus Prime

The Fucking MAN!

Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.

by The fucking man. February 6, 2004

optimus prime

Leader of the Autobots, Someone who is an unstoppable dynamo in a multiplayer game.

That fuggin' motha' fugga' neva' fuggin' DIES!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!

by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

optic

a person in a video game (mostly first person shooters) who likes to snipe and thinks they are good at the game.they are mostly 10-13 year old kids who want to look cool.they usually come in packs of 3-4.they are actually horrible at the game but are too stupid to agree and then they deny the fact.

jamesfly:im an optic kid im too good!

*jamesfly dies*
jamesfly:F**kING G*Y A** SH*T
gamer:kid shut up u suck u f**king optic f*g scrub.

*jamesfly rage quits*

by olimar120 May 29, 2011

Optical Penetration

When a male inserts his penis through one of his partner's eye socket and begins to stroke as if he was having regular sexual intercourse.

Matty Roberto- I performed optical penetration on an honors student and my seman got caught in her brain so bad she forgot how to do fractions

by Benyahoe Dover May 17, 2009

optigan

Instrument introduced in the 1970s by Mattel that resembled an organ but played Opotical Discs. See also the band OPTIGANALLY YOURS.

OPTIGANALLY YOURS uses an Optigan to play all of their songs.

by Aerienne February 23, 2005

optimista

is an outlook on life with a Latin twist. One maintains a view of the world as a positive place.

Opposite:
Pessimista

Tia was being optimista that she would find the perfect dress for her sister's wedding

by Tia&Chele April 22, 2008

Optessimist

1. Being in-between: not fully a pessimist, and not fully an optimist either; the sweet spot.

Davis: "I know, I'm such a pessimist."

Kat: "I'm an optessimist, so sometimes I'll think that everything I do is wrong, but other times I'll just be happy for the future and what comes next. Beat that."

by nesbolin! April 18, 2011