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Tour-ettes

When you see Limp Bizkit and you impulsively say lyrics to yourself, and are communicatively limited to only Limp Bizkit lyrics.
Staring at a woman's chest who just saw Limp Bizkit, she shouts "Look into these eyes,".

This woman has developed tour-ettes
by meatpuss August 2, 2024
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tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.
Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.
by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017
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We all know that Sydney's beautiful summer beaches are on the radar of most people, but have you ever considered taking a private winter tour by hiring a private Sydney tour around the Blue Mountains?

Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.

In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.

This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.

Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
Avoid Crowd and Experience Blue Mountains with Private Sidney Tours
by Private Sydney tours March 31, 2021
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2008 Europe Tour

What did you do during the weekend my good Sir?
- I was on the 2008 Europe Tour
by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017
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Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.
I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016
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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
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Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control
Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation
by Sexydimma April 10, 2021
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