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Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital
Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps
by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024
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map sniping

To lay and wait for something to pop up, then go get it
I’m map sniping at home I don’t wanna go look for anything.
by Love lazy ppl April 23, 2018
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spaghetti map

This department is like a spaghetti map
by Jmart86 November 10, 2020
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map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.
If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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MAP

Unopinionated (NPOV):
MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, which is a term coined by Pedophiles, in order to get acceptance and respect from the LGBTQ+ Community. However, attempts of associating Pedophiles or MAPs in the LGBT+ Community has been rejected due to moral concerns.

Opinionated (For Comedic Value, if you are easily offended, go to Wikipedia):
MAP stands for Monster Asshole Pedophiles, which is used to describe Matt Walsh, EDP445, Hatsumi Rou, Theodore Kaczynski, Peter Scully and Apollo Quiboloy. They are Untermensch (Not Jews) lowlife subhumans that are Class Omega Citizens, that wants acceptance from the LGBT+ Community, but it was rejected because their morals are fucked up. What they do is fancy anyone who is below the age of consent, which is weird and fucked up. Worse of all, they are responsible for child sexual abuse, and dark-web level shit that does more harm than good to the children.

Matt Walsh and the Alt-Right's perception of pedophiles is distorted and wrong, as they associate transgender peoples to pedophiles, in which are not, because correlation does not equal causation and that's the false cause fallacy. The Alt-Right Incels claim themselves to "save the children" but does more harm to them.
Person 1: Beware everyone, Apollo Quiboloy is going to use the remote to turn off the sun, repent before this happens
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I'm not going in to your stupid cult that is run by stinky-ass MAP that sexually exploits children onto sending nudes
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
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MAP

A disgusting monster who tries to convince people that pedophilia is okay. And you dislike this definition, you're a pedophile yourself.
"I dropped my friend on Twitter. They came out as a MAP."
"That's fucking gross, dude. I'm so sorry."
by DrSkittle March 31, 2023
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