Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Beans in a cup

When a man inserts his entire penis as well as his scrotum and testicles into the appropriate orifice. For example, a man inserts his cock and balls into a girl's anus.

Omg, last night we were doing beans in a cup, I'm surprised I was able contain all of that!

by Ivan Jerkinovv October 2, 2019

Bean Boi

A boi who is bean

Hey bean boi

by BeanBoi101 December 18, 2019

sleep for beans

The act of failing to sleep for an adequate amount of hours.

Chris did not sleep for beans last night because he stayed up all night making Carlos' graduation poster.

by KingPizza July 6, 2015

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is

Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore

by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019

Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019

bean team

when a lot of mexicans get together to fuck one girl

Ashley was seen handing out with a lot of mexicans so people thought she got bean teamed.

by TOKEN January 5, 2016