Baby Momma Lexi

The coolest girl. Puts a smile on everyone around her and keeps the positive energy in the air flowing. That beautiful smile and beautiful personality makes everyone jealous that they live their daily life without her. She’s honest and will always give you the hard truth, the best guidance. Anyone who calls her their best friend will constantly brag about. Especially nik.
I wish i knew baby momma lexi. Life feels incomplete.
by Nklscttn October 02, 2023
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yo mommas pizza

“yo mommas pizza” is a phrase coined by shroominnboomin and is used to confuse who ever it is being used in conversation with. this works since it isn’t clear if it is a sexual innuendo or not this thus leaving the other wondering what you meant and if they should get mad or not.
friend 1: yo what you doing bro?
friend 2: yo mommas pizza.
friend 1: huh?
by milkdrinker24 April 02, 2022
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Journey Momma/Daddy

A person (mom or dad) who has experienced an infertility journey before finally having their journey baby (a baby born after infertility)
Congratulations on your pregnancy, Journey Momma/Daddy!
by Journey Mama October 05, 2022
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the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
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Momma Doi

slang for a deceitful and disingenuous old woman can be used as just doi
generally lacks any boundaries and loves to make someone else's business their own
She is such a Momma Doi
by iampoor September 15, 2023
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Momma Toie

An amazing person that is gifted with a beautiful open and welcome heart. Makes others feel special and is always laughing. Someone one of a kind.
Go see Momma Toie.
by Macho333 December 09, 2021
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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023
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