Alden’s number

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.

Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”

by TheRealPitbull March 20, 2021

numbers

a drug order. how much you want of a certain drug or multiple drugs.

I texted my dealer numbers.

by friendswithintervals September 3, 2006

numberic

A spelling mistake often made by those whom can't spell.

LostSmurf4: my top level password are random alpha numberic

by onewhocanspell September 7, 2005

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.

omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!

by Karonaway December 3, 2007

Number 3

The act of making thick in the warm / doing sex on a lady / putting your choo choo train in a womans tunnel

Im gonna make sex on a lady and number 3 in her warm

by ToppingPilot20 November 7, 2020

matching numbers

When an american collectors car has the original engine, frame and gearbox. All stamped serial numers match.

Heard a Hemi Cuda was sold at Scottsdale for 1 million. But it was matching numbers.

by Leif Persson February 15, 2006