Children

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019

crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

tiny children

cum

yo dude i was masteurbating and tiny children came out

by AngelofDeath1528 May 16, 2018

Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 May 23, 2018

childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018