children

Children the one thing everyone hates and the one thing i hopefully will never have

max: hey see those dumb children over their
james: isnt that the orphanage?

by koroteki69 November 23, 2021

Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019

Children

Michael Jackson Bait.

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what

by thecodie December 28, 2021

Children

When you get drunk

"Why did I have a children?"

by CUTE ANIME GIRLS November 10, 2018

harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

A10 Children

a genetically prefect child, the parents are both peak humans with exceptional health, height, motabolism, athleticism and looks creating the perfect off spring.

if miss universe and gigachad had a child they'd produce some A10 Children

by Obmaa January 3, 2024