Furry Norwegian Snake 

A new species of snake that is usually gay and plays tuba. Often found not in Norway but inside of toilets.

Oh my goodness, that furry Norwegian snake is absolutely jaw-droppingly hot! I want to marry it.

Furry Norwegian Snake by ThatTubaBabe February 4, 2025

The Norwegian Juicer 

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.

Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

The Norwegian Juicer by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer 

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer by JamesPage September 2, 2025

The Norwegian Dip 

The Norwegian Dip is the sexual act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts into a nearby crevice.

The bitch pussy wasn't working, Jerry had to fuck around and give her The Norwegian Dip.

The Norwegian Dip by Judas I. October 8, 2025

The Norwegian Dip 

The Norwegian Dip is the sexual act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts into a nearby crevice. (note that the male only inserts his shaft, not his balls)

The bitch pussy wasn't working, Jerry had to fuck around and give her The Norwegian Dip.

The Norwegian Dip by Judas I. October 8, 2025

The Norwegian Dip 

The Norwegian Dip is the act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts it into a nearby crevice (note that he dips only his shaft, not his balls)

The bitch pussy wasn't working, Jerry had to fuck around and give her The Norwegian Dip.

The Norwegian Dip by Judas I. October 8, 2025

Stir the Norwegian's porridge 

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

Stir the Norwegian's porridge by benlulz January 23, 2021