Paper Mate

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

by ben goss May 9, 2005

House mate

When a dude has no place to stay with two kids, you let him move in to your house too fuck for rent.

Hey house mate whats for breakfast bitch.

Hey I got no place to stay, it alright come be my house mate.

by Kittyburner101 May 30, 2018

Your Mate

a thing alot of dumb leboz say.

look at dat bloke wallah hes your mate

by tazin May 1, 2005

Yerba Mate

Basically just caffeinated tea but for dumbasses.

“ Ey have you tried Yerba Mate before, it’s really good”
“ Shutup”

by JCSL October 10, 2019

check mate

When you go to use a urinal and there is no place to go with at least one unoccupied urinal between you and another man

Man there were three open urinals but this piece of fuck took the one in the middle. Check mate bro.

by lightningweasel December 3, 2011

Trade Mate

A mate who’s also in the trade. Doesn’t necessarily have to be your ‘mate’, but you can be anything from a sparky, to a chippy or even a decorator if life has dealt you an unfortunate card.

Kev the plasterer is a trade mate. He’s also in the building game. Office folk are not trade mates.

by Stigney Stammer July 26, 2019

scamming mate

A friend with whom you only fool around.

George and I never hang out; he is my scamming mate.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014